Week 5
1. (10-0) 786 – First AFG team in history to go 10-0 in Regular season. Means nothing if they lose in playoffs or championship.
2. (7-3) The State – Will be Very Dangerous in the Playoffs.
3. (7-3) Wreck’n Crew – Will play Turf Hoppers in first round. Should be fun to watch.
4. (6-4) Lights Out – Plays The Movement in First Round. Another good game.
5. (6-4) The Movement – Better NOT take Lights Out Lightly like game one.
6. (6-4) Turf Hoppers – Have their Hands full with a disciplined Wreck’n Crew D.
7. (6-4) Brick Wall – remember I told you they can go as high as second seed to as low as getting knocked out of the playoffs. Well guess which one happened?
8. (5-5) Looney Tunes – Everybody in the League is happy they are out, because the can beat anyone at anytime.
9. (3-7) The U – Highly under achieved this year……
10. (2-8) Running Riot – Actually earned a win last week. Great Job guys. Let’s go for two next year.
11. (1-9) Red Dawgz – I am calling it. Time of death August 10th 9:45 p.m.
12. (1-9) Too Easy – na na na na, na naa naa naa, hey hey hey Goodbye……..
Week 4
1. (8-0) 786 – Both Games were won on the last play……
2. (7-1) The State – 786 might have a better record, but these guys are the team to beat.
3. (6-2) Brick Wall – These guys are coming out like Gang Busters.
4. (5-3) Wreck’n Crew – Great bunch of guys with great chemistry.
5. (5-3) Lights Out – Steps up their game during crunch time.
6. (4-4) The Movement – Apparently forgot to pay the light bill last week cause it was Lights Out.
7. (4-4) Turf Hoppers – Gonna come down to turf hoppers & Movement for the last PO spot.
8. (3-5) The U – changed name from “The U” to “The?”
9. (3-5) Looney Tunes – Nice job Ed, pick second week to last to bring in an all star team.
10. (1-7) Running Riot - I refereed the game and Wreck’n Crew did EVERYTHING to lose this game and still couldn’t do it.
11. (1-7) Red Dawgz – This week the 1-7 “Red Dawgz” verses the 1-7 “Running Riot” in the “who gives a $hit Bowl”.
12. (1-7) Too Easy – Bad news is they didn’t show last week. Good news is we probably wouldn’t have missed much anyway...
Week 3
1. (6-0) 786 – Only remaining undefeated team in the league. Don’t count your chickens still have to play The State, Lights Out, and Turf Hoppers….
2. (5-1) The State – Would have been undefeated, but they ran into a “Brick Wall”.
3. (4-2) Wreck’n Crew – Facing the 4-2 Brick wall this week…. HUGE game…
4. (4-2) Brick Wall – Peeking at the right time, and just picked up a stud baller Nick Runstadler.
5. (3-3) The Movement – Went 0-2 this week facing “State & 786”… close your eyes, then click your heels together three times and say, “there’s no place like Livermore, there’s no place like Livermore”.
6. (3-3) Lights Out – Yall better turn the lights back on before you miss the playoffs.
7. (3-3) Turf Hoppers – Should be a lot better with Elmar back.
8. (3-3) The U – Had 786 on the ropes, but couldn’t finish……
9. (2-4) Looney Tunes – As Daffy Duck would say, your game is “Dessssspicable”…
10. (1-5) Too Easy – Change your name to the ball is “Too Greasy”.
11. (1-5) Red Dawgz – Sal & I are thinking of standing hand and hand on the goal line at your games from now on so you guys can at least attempt a field goal.
12. (1-5) Running Riot - Don’t quote me on this but I could have sworn I saw them complete a pass last week…… Naaaaaaaa
Week 2
1. (4-0) The State - Best team in Northern California, don’t believe me? Play them.
2. (4-0) 786 – Defense combined for 7 picks in two games last week. Nice….
3. (3-1) The Movement - 3-1 but still have to play Lights Out, 786, and The State…
4. (2-2) Wreck N Crew – Two loses came from State, and 786. Schedule should get easier.
5. (2-2) Lights Out – Got unexpectedly punched in the mouth by “too easy”.
6. (2-2) Brick Wall – Plays tuff against every opponent.
7. (2-2) The U - Have their true QB back, and won both games.
8. (2-2) Turf Hoppers – Rumor has it they are picking up Bombs Away QB Elmar Aslami.
9. (1-3) Too Easy – Very athletic team that probably wouldn’t have been 1-3 if they had showed up for week one.
10. (1-3) Running Riot – Their play on offense is quite Offensive, and the Defense is depressive.
11. (1-3) Red Dawgz – Guys go to yahoo maps, and type in “endzone” in the search engine.
12. (0-4) Looney Tunes – Maybe yall should stop watching so many dam cartoons, and throw a practice one in a while.
Week 1
1. (2-0) The State – Already 2-0 and played without Paul, OJ, or John. p.s. defending AFG champs
2. (2-0) The Movement – Put it to you this way I wouldn’t even race these guys Grandparents.
3. (2-0) 786 – Played without Fuzz, Officer Yossif, or Yama, however schedule will get a lot tougher
4. (1-1) Lights Out – 1 point away from 2-0. Wait until Kenny gets healthy.
5. (1-1) Brick Wall – Played well in both Games. Now for the bad news they have to face “The Movement” next week.
6. (1-1) Wreck N Crew – AFG flag football runner ups. Should be a good game next week against “786”.
7. (1-1) Turf Hoppers – As good as Jeremy plays QB, he is more needed a receiver. TH’s need their true QB back.
8. (1-1) Running Riot – Already scored more points then they did all of last year.
9. (1-1) Red Dawgz – Won one game off forfeit. We will know more about these guys next week.
10. (0-2) The U – What the heck are “U” guys doing down here?
11. (0-2) Looney Tunes – 13 points in two Games? What is this the WNBA?
12. (0-2) Too Easy – Well, Apparently it “ Too Easy” being 0-2 eh?.
